Chinese friend eating a cheese-sandwich

The other day, a new project had me working from another floor than my usual desk is on.
I regularly want to stretch my legs, so I went for a stroll up and down that unfamiliar aisle. That’s when I saw a former colleague in his office. We both go way back in this company of ours, memory lane is an interstate highway.

He must have been reading my blog, because we came to talk about my Chinese language study.
At which he pointed to the desk next to him – empty at that time.
His neighbour is a Chinese who came to Belgium years ago. And is studying Dutch.

Now there’s opportunity.

Which we took.
We had lunch together in our cantina – his looking very Belgian already: cheese-sandwich. Don’t need no integration-flyers here, sir
He spoke Dutch, I spoke Chinese. Well, we ended up explaining a lot in English.
I’m sure it will get better. We agreed to meet weekly for lunch.

More instalments to be expected.

And then there were nine

It’s not that we didn’t see it coming.
She had, casually, told us before how busy she was. We hardly noticed.
There was a casual mention of packing, of moving house. That’s a strenuous event in one’s life indeed. Hang on there girl, you’ll be fine.

Then, one day, there’s a box with chocolates going from hand to hand.

We are going to miss a warm fellow-student and, I suspect, the ranks of China aficionados has grown a little thinner.

And thus we are nine.

With less than 20 pages to go, we indeed were getting dangerously close to the end of our textbook.
But the epiphany only came after the break of last week’s session, when the teacher announced the exams: ‘We’re in the final lap of this academy year’.

But first, the exams: June 14th and 21st.

In this situations, management literature calls for a solid risk analysis.
I’ll leave the SWOT’s aside for a moment and see where a simple thing can take us:

Risk Probability Impact Mitigation
Listening
Unable to understand audio
Not able to answer questions on taped texts
High Medium I got additional listening exercises.

Listen to texts while in traffic jams ( be careful not to cause any )

Writing
Making writing mistakes
Low High Keep writing texts

Repeat words of previous lessons

Vocabulary
Unable to remember certain words
Low High Repeat words of previous lessons
Grammar
Make sentence construction mistakes
Low Low Keep writing texts
Reading
Read the tones incorrectly
Unable to recognize some words
High Medium Pick up reading to my computer again
( still need to figure out how to post voice clips )

Let’s get to it.

June 27 will tell whether this has been a fruitful year.

Quiet Night Thoughts

Over the Easter holidays, we have been tasked to enjoy an old Chinese poem. Li Bai’s ‘Quiet Night Thoughts’.

Li Bai ( 701 – 762 ) is a classic Chinese poet whom’s work is taught, even today, at Chinese schools.
It’s an odd character though. The story of his life ( summary in wikipedia ) reads like a road-movie script. Like Easy Rider, without the motorcycles, that is.
And what to think of his poem “Waking From Drunkenness on a Spring Day”:

“Life in the World is but a big dream;
I will not spoil it by any labour or care.”
So saying, I was drunk all the day,
Lying helpless at the porch in front of my door.
When I woke up, I blinked at the garden-lawn;
A lonely bird was singing amid the flowers.
I asked myself, had the day been wet or fine?
The Spring wind was telling the mango-bird.
Moved by its song I soon began to sigh,
And as wine was there I filled my own cup.
Wildly singing I waited for the moon to rise;
When my song was over, all my senses had gone.

Surprising role-model, in whichever Chinese era.

Our assignment is “Quiet Night Thoughts”
You can find the Chinese, pin-yin and English version below. The pin-yin gives you a rough idea how it sounds in Chinese; otherwise listen here.
We’ll have to recite it on April 19th. I intended to add a clip of my own reading, to find out I need to upgrade my account. Will figure that out later.

Professor Thomas Gwinner made a most instructional paper with the best English translation I have come across ( and which I copied below ).
The simplicity of the poem is misleading because all elements of its structure are intentional: 4 lines, 5 words per line, aaba-rhyme, use of verbs and nouns ( which are used interchangeably in Chinese, much to the delight of students ).
I’m not much of a poetry reader, but this has impressed me all the same.

Jing4 Ye4 Si1 ( Li3 Bai2 )
静夜思 ( 李白 )
Quiet Night Thoughts ( Li Bai )

Chuang2 qian2 ming2 yue4 guang1,
床前明月光,
In front of my bed the bright moon‘s shine,

Yi2 shi4 di4 shang4 shuang1.
疑是地上霜。
Or do I see on the floor frost‘s sign?

ju3 tou2 wang4 ming2 yue4,
举头望明月,
I raise my head, gaze at the bright moon;

di1 tou2 si1 gu4 xiang1.
低头思故乡。
I bow my head, miss the home of mine.

Furthermore, Li Bai shows up in very unexpected places.
Contemporary jazz saxophonist Steve Coleman’s album ‘Weaving Symbolics’ features a number ‘Li Bai/Astrology II’. Check out the sample here.
Bejing Opera meets free jazz. Unless you’re familiar with either one: consume with caution while driving vehicles or operating heavy machinery.

The season

“Reading and listening”, she said, and whether we were OK with that. It’s hard to tell whether a Chinese women’s question is meant to be rhetorical, let alone sarcastic.
Reading and listening it will be.

(screeching sound of tires)

He-ho, deja vue.
It’s that season again.
There must be pedagogical reasons for organizing tests prior to holidays.

Must be.

Well, I’ll be brave, and stand tall in the face of whichever test subjected to.

And wish my fellow students a Happy Easter afterwards.

Studying Chinese in times of illness

It would be nice, while lying sick in bed, I could study my latest Chinese vocabulary. Making mental notes along the way to look up missing words later.
Writing characters with my mind’s eye, stroke after stroke ( all virtual, of course ).
Occasionally even babbling some hard to pronounce words, like 睡觉 ( ‘to sleep’ – yes, for a little longer ), or 起床 ( ‘to get up’ – let me be, I’m busy dying ).
I might still come prepared at tomorrow’s class.

An additional advantage is that it takes away the attention from the sore throat, the heaving lungs, and aching back.
Are we our body, or do we have one ?
Abstracting away the headache is little more demanding.
Are we our mind, or do we have one ?

It’s the utilitarian viewpoint innate to most of us Westerners: value is derived from usefulness. Even while the body is healing, the mind is not excused of not making itself useful.
Hail to Saint John.

This week, my body and mind are united in illness; and not of the utilitarian belief.
So I yield and let the Chinese for what they are.

Calligraphy

I was in a drawing tools shop with my daughter the other day.
That’s where I spotted a set of calligraphy brushes. And couldn’t help myself from buying a few. Not in the least hindered by a complete lack of competence on the subject, as the saying goes.

Back home, I set myself to work. The result was a set of characters that have every imaginable irregularity. Things aren’t usually as simple as the youtube instruction videos seem to suggest.
I mean, after this experience, I’m in awe about how good some of these people actually are.

Nevertheless, I’ve always enjoyed writing Chinese characters, so I do give myself a fair chance of really making something out of this.
I’ll post a picture of my writing when I’m not too embarrassed about it.

On cats and tough goings; and how the former has little to do with studying Chinese

Cats are lucky beasts. They live their nine lives sequentially. Purring along in their merry, feline ways.
We, modern rat-racers, live them all at once. With painfully predictable consequences. No purring here.

As anyone who has piled study on top of professional and personal life can testify, there are times when the going gets particularly tough.
Even though my evening courses are hardly at Ph.D. levels, it hit me nevertheless. 2 Weeks ago. Realization came only later.

Procrastination rarely comes so intuitive as in taking stock of an uncomfortable situation.
Let’s have no more of that, here’s raw reality:

  • A pile of homework and a backlog in studying characters for my Chinese class
  • Looming deadlines at work
  • Unmentionable expectations from the family front ( yes dear, finishing the attic floor is one of them )
  • On doctor’s advice: work-out, sleep regularly, watch that diet; but do relax a little
  • Write this blog-post

Why don’t I start with the least important one, writing this post.
No offence.

The Dip

There are interesting differences in the appreciation of time among various cultures and beliefs.
Christianity upholds linearity, time flows from a start to an end. To which, is subject of contention.
More recently, Science has linked time to matter and gravity.
I’d like to put forward the hypothesis that, occasionally, matter erupts bubbles of increased gravity, in which time flows slower.
This phenomenon, I’d like to name ‘Dip’.
Moreover, some time-places seem more prone to Dips than others.
A testimony.
Thursday evening, 9 PM, Chinese class
I clearly feel an increased pull at my eyelids – surely a sensitive spot when it comes to gravity, you’ll agree to that. At the same time, I feel my personal time slowing down.
How long this lasts, I cannot tell.
Then, a shudder pops me back into the reality I shared with my class before. The world has moved on, so has the exercise of which I now have missed the clue.
Meanwhile, blushing and checking for reproachfull glances, I see the dip-bubble has moved in my neighbour’s direction. I can see her fighting the same phenomenon I just did; equally successful.
In a minute, we’ll exchange the results of exercises.
Still a win-win situation after all.

Portrait of myself engaged in a Chinese discussion

Thanks SAN F. YEZERSKIY for the inspiration, and AngelBless for the perspiration.

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